February 2012
30 posts
2/29/12 - answers for questions but real change happens when you question an answer
2/28/12 - the comedy club had to call in the plumber for shits and giggles
2/27/12 - raisins make dying old, shriveling away seem kind of delicious
2/26/12 - lion sleeps tonight wimoweh-a-wimoweh doowop has got swag
2/25/12 - in my line of work beards are considered to be a prerequisite
2/24/12 - if you don’t realize a projectionist is there they’re good at their job
2/23/12 - when people play with scissors, I tell them they should really cut it out
2/22/12 - ash wednesday can be hilarious if you don’t know what day it is
2/21/12 - kickboxing classes waste of money, just kick the shit out of boxes
2/20/12 - chris brown - a mistake is losing your wallet, not misplacing your fist
2/19/12 - I really don’t need to harness my chi, I had chai tea this morning
2/18/12 - girl, I know anal sounds painful, but I’m willing to just take that risk
2/17/12 - a projectionist puts a focus on moving pictures; move us all
2/16/12 - shave in the evening full beard appears by morning hairy magician
2/15/12 - the war on drugs is as effective as condoms that have needle holes
2/14/12 - only tolerate Valentine’s Day since I get a steak out of it
2/13/12 - it fucking scares me when girls post on how they wish chris brown would beat them
2/12/12 - my favorite part of new york city is the skyline… as I leave
2/11/12 - I can think of a million other things that I’d rather be doing
2/10/12 - today might just be a new day but tomorrow is a whole new week
2/9/12 - I thought this whole time fatboy slim was saying the funk was so rubber
2/8/12 - wednesday mood confused I don’t even know what day of the week it is
2/7/12 - my tuesday mood is in need of a glass of wine and a big pillow
2/6/12 - monday mood is swell having a job that doesn’t need an alarm clock
2/5/12 - my mood on sundays is dependent on if I relaxed yesterday
2/4/12 - my saturday mood needs to remember that I’m allowed to relax
2/3/12 - my mood on fridays depends on getting to see my girl that weekend
2/2/12 - my mood on thursdays is based on whether or not shows are new that night
2/1/12 - the racism of candidates doesn’t scare me it’s the ignorance
1/31/12 - nick got nicked on his way to Knicks game but made it in the nick of time