December 2010
30 posts
12/30/10 - do contract killers work on the books, filling out W-4 forms?
12/29/10 - some toilet paper should be at home depot and sold as sand paper
12/28/10 - foreign films and their subtitles are just a ploy to make me like books
12/27/10 - video killed the radio star while e-mail murdered the pen-pal
12/26/10 - living upstate taught me that downstate treats snow like the apocalypse
12/25/10 - wrapping paper should actually have rappers heads printed all over
12/24/10 - gift certificates… when you want to show someone you really don’t care
12/23/10 - it is insane how emotionally stable I can be sometimes
12/22/10 - as you get older christmas becomes more like a tv show rerun
12/21/10 - the lunar eclipse was cool but twilight: eclipse was so much better
12/20/10 - oh guacamole you taste so delicious yet expire so quick
12/19/10 - a haiku mind trick these aren’t the haikus that you are looking for
12/18/10 - science/religion propose who, what, where, why, when science explains how
12/17/10 - to be transparent obama needs to be on twitter more often
12/16/10 - the league of michaels hates when poets come to their open mike events
12/15/10 - people that are from really cold places make for the best snugglers
12/14/10 - futile school speed zones students are in classrooms not oncoming traffic
12/13/10 - mario’s last name is mario since they’re the ‘mario brothers’
12/12/10 - a bible filled with immaculate exceptions to what is written
12/11/10 - wal-mart without the old people at the front door … amazon.com
12/10/10 - having a soundtrack in the background of my life would be classical
12/9/10 - shaving my beard off in winter was a poor choice farewell facial scarf
12/8/10 - watched the film: alive what some may call survival, cannibals call lunch
12/7/10 - nicki minaj such monster potential turned to one verse wonder
12/6/10 - when tumblr’s site crashed I was so mad I wanted to blog about it
12/5/10 - santa may not be real but I still believe in the UPS man
12/4/10 - afro wig hair looks like a bundled plethora of black pubic hair
12/3/10 - if you want to get legalized marijuana you must be patient
12/2/10 - my dog hates huskies does that make him racist or not a uconn fan?
12/1/10 - zombie movie worlds never have ‘zombie’ in their vocabulary