A Year of Haikuness

1/31/12 -
nick got nicked on his
way to Knicks game but made it
in the nick of time

1/29/12 -
“can’t wait to see you”
is far more positive than
saying “I miss you”

1/28/12 -
hey, did you see that
documentary about
documentaries?

1/27/12 -
when it comes to my
beliefs, I tend to agree
with them all the time

1/25/12 -
state of the union
addresses sound a lot more
like campaign speeches

1/24/12 -
nobody heard straight
from the horse’s mouth when they
canceled Mr. Ed

1/23/12 -
it’s better to spy
with your big eye if you want
to get the details

1/26/12 -
a candle just can’t
really hold a candle to
electricity

1/22/12 -
relationships don’t
often start in the winter
always have cold feet

1/21/12 -
you appreciate
snow more when it’s not just for
the hope of no work

1/19/12 -
senators bible
love thy neighbor as thyself
sex with neighbors wife

1/18/12 -
just chillin’ inside
and spilling juice like I’m five
suburb state of mind

1/17/12 -
plastic surgery
is not only for females
go get some dickplants

1/16/12 -
I’ve never been to
vegas since I don’t give a
craps about poker